i have never seen a nipple

Y'all are my bitches now.

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Dad:
*tells story about all the girls he's slept with and all the beer he's drank and parties he's been to by the age of 16*
Dad:
you smoke weed but you don't drink or go to parties? YOURE A BAD KID. YOURE THE SPAWN OF SATAN.

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deathwalkingbackwards:

sonofbaldwin:

Even though John Crawford III was only holding a BB gun he picked up—IN A STORE THAT SELLS BB GUNS. Even though it was an open carry state. Even though he was on the phone when police officers opened fire on him. Even though he was shot in the back. Even though the cops lied and were caught in a lie because of the subsequent video. A grand jury who, when added together, obviously didn’t have half a gnat’s brain, declined to indict the officers.  The message here?  It has been, is, and always will be open season on black people for as long as white supremacy is the philosophie du jour. 
(H/T Chad Goller-Sojourner)

Don’t even feel that surprised.
I am numb.
And that’s perhaps the worst part- that these kinds of injustices feel common and expected. Smh.

deathwalkingbackwards:

sonofbaldwin:

Even though John Crawford III was only holding a BB gun he picked up—IN A STORE THAT SELLS BB GUNS.

Even though it was an open carry state.

Even though he was on the phone when police officers opened fire on him.

Even though he was shot in the back.

Even though the cops lied and were caught in a lie because of the subsequent video.

A grand jury who, when added together, obviously didn’t have half a gnat’s brain, declined to indict the officers.

The message here?

It has been, is, and always will be open season on black people for as long as white supremacy is the philosophie du jour.

(H/T Chad Goller-Sojourner)

Don’t even feel that surprised.

I am numb.

And that’s perhaps the worst part- that these kinds of injustices feel common and expected. Smh.

(via fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan)

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my teachers really shouldn’t trust me with a laptop during class. I will literally not do a single thing I’m supposed to do.